{"id":159,"date":"2008-02-10T19:03:23","date_gmt":"2008-02-10T18:03:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fenrique.com\/blog\/archives\/159"},"modified":"2008-02-06T16:56:03","modified_gmt":"2008-02-06T15:56:03","slug":"chiste-con-moraleja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fenrique.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/10\/chiste-con-moraleja\/","title":{"rendered":"Chiste con moraleja"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"justify\">Dos empleados del casino estaban aburridos esperando en una de las mesas.<br \/>\nEn eso que una rubia despampanante lleg\u00f3 y apost\u00f3 20.000 euros a una sola tirada:<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Dijo: \u00abespero que no les importe, pero me da mas suerte estar totalmente desnuda.\u00bb<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Se quit\u00f3 toda la ropa , tir\u00f3 el dado y dijo: \u00abmama necesita nueva ropa\u00bb<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Entonces grito: \u00absi, si he ganado,he ganado!!!!\u00bb<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Empez\u00f3 a dar brincos y abraz\u00f3 a los dos empleados.<br \/>\nCuando recogi\u00f3 todo su dinero y su ropa y se fu\u00e9, los dos empleados se miraron atontados.<br \/>\n\u00ab\u00bfque ha sacado?\u00bb<br \/>\n\u00abNo se, pens\u00e9 que TU estabas mirando.\u00bb<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Moraleja: no todas las rubias son tontas, pero todos los hombres son hombres.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dos empleados del casino estaban aburridos esperando en una de las mesas. En eso que una rubia despampanante lleg\u00f3 y apost\u00f3 20.000 euros a una sola tirada: Dijo: \u00abespero que <a href=\"https:\/\/www.fenrique.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/10\/chiste-con-moraleja\/\" class=\"more-link\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"Layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[420,421,353,45,419,422,423,424],"class_list":["entry","author-fenrique","has-more-link","post-159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-los-correos-de-mi-cunao","tag-bingo","tag-casino","tag-chiste","tag-cunao","tag-rubia","tag-rubia-desnuda","tag-rubia-saltando","tag-ruleta"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p172Ei-2z","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fenrique.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fenrique.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fenrique.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fenrique.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fenrique.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fenrique.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fenrique.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fenrique.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fenrique.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}