{"id":1229,"date":"2009-12-07T08:36:57","date_gmt":"2009-12-07T07:36:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fenrique.com\/blog\/?p=1229"},"modified":"2009-12-04T13:42:22","modified_gmt":"2009-12-04T12:42:22","slug":"un-par-de-chistes-graficos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fenrique.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/07\/un-par-de-chistes-graficos\/","title":{"rendered":"Un par de chistes gr\u00e1ficos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Esto me lo ha mandado mi cu\u00f1ao, que hac\u00eda tiempo ya que no me mandaba nada:<\/p>\n<p>C\u00f3mo ir Derepente a Kagar:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"derepente a kagar\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_XcbA9g0Ppvc\/SxfiBKuquuI\/AAAAAAAAF0M\/042Fx2rv-PQ\/s400\/image002.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"385\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(No hay otra carretera!)<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Incre\u00edble documento, Un leopardo se come a una mujer entera. Pensaba que ser\u00eda una de esas secuencias de fotos asquerosas donde sale un hombre devorado por una alima\u00f1a, pero en este caso es peor, un documento estremecedor que he querido compartir con toda la humanidad:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"leopardo se come a una mujer en el gimnasio\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_QMPCqbLCCGQ\/SGXSF74r2fI\/AAAAAAAAALM\/TAaDDbkb42Y\/s400\/pic05452.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"274\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(quiz\u00e1 va siendo hora ya de poner a dieta al leopardo, no?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Esto me lo ha mandado mi cu\u00f1ao, que hac\u00eda tiempo ya que no me mandaba nada: C\u00f3mo ir Derepente a Kagar:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"Layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[3066,3064,45,3062,3068,3067,3063,3065,1777],"class_list":["entry","author-fenrique","has-more-link","post-1229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-los-correos-de-mi-cunao","tag-comer","tag-como-ir-de-repente-a-cagar","tag-cunao","tag-derepente","tag-ejercicio","tag-gimnasio","tag-kagar","tag-leopardo","tag-mujer"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p172Ei-jP","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fenrique.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fenrique.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fenrique.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fenrique.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fenrique.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1229"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.fenrique.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1229\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1230,"href":"https:\/\/www.fenrique.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1229\/revisions\/1230"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fenrique.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fenrique.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fenrique.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}